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keep the change you filthy

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animal this holiday

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season it's time to ReDiscover a

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classic Kevin mallister is back gotcha

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what was that for except this family is

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a little weird around Christmas that day

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you left I had to defend our

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house I was just a kid and you left me

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home alone it's a drama it's the

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anniversary of a Christmas classic I'm

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sure you never forget your anniversary

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do you no ring on this finger ma' no's

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been able to tame this wild

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sty but after spending decades in prison

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the wet Bandits are finally released

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every day I sat in that prison sale I

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thought about the kid he's going to pay

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this time it's not just me home alone I

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need to defend this house for my

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family get ready for Kevin's final

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showdown me check the window no we have

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to go around to the back door are you

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sure yeah you don't think I ought to

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break into a goddamn

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house this holiday season Kevin maau is

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back but this time he's not playing by

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the

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rules in breaking news a Chicago man has

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booby trapped his house with guns

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explosives and possibly tarantulas a

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SWAT team is currently on

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Route Kevin all units report we have two

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elderly gentlemen being shot at lit on

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fire struck with blunt objects this is

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an extremely violent crime you can

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ignore that these are two old men

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possibly about to die very painfully are

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you you sure you want to ignore this you

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got something s about that nice try

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gevin nice

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try trout

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Snapper Home

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Alone Kevin's

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Revenge this time it's

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personal